Wide desert landscape at golden hour, Lucerne Valley California

Lucyland
Farms

20 acres. A big dream. We're figuring it out.

Lucerne Valley, CA — high desert homestead in progress

We bought 20 acres of raw desert land.

No water. No power. No structures. Just Joshua trees, jackrabbits, and a whole lot of questions. We're a family building a self-sufficient homestead from the ground up in Lucerne Valley, California — and we're documenting every decision, mistake, and small win along the way.

This site is for the people who've been asking how it's going. The honest answer: slowly, expensively, and better than we expected.

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Land clearing in progress at Lucyland Farms

The comic

Meet Lucy.

Collapse survivor. Reluctant goat farmer. Comic protagonist.

Lucy didn't plan on homesteading. She planned on a normal life — until that stopped being an option. Now she's 20 acres deep in the Mojave, learning to fence, drill wells, grow food in alkaline soil, and figure out what self-sufficiency actually looks like when the grid isn't there to catch you.

We're documenting her journey in comics. The wins, the disasters, the moments where she stares at a broken water pump at 6am and wonders what she was thinking. It's funny because it's real.

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Lucy — anthropomorphic goat homesteader, comic protagonist of Lucyland Farms

Latest from the field

We finally got water.

We finally got water.

After six months of hauling tanks, the well is drilled and the pump is in. It's not pretty, but it works. Here's what the whole process cost us and what we'd do differently.

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Fencing 5 acres: what we learned the hard way

Fencing 5 acres: what we learned the hard way

T-posts, barbed wire, and a lot of blisters. We fenced the first perimeter section and immediately understood why ranchers charge what they do.

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The land clearing saga

The land clearing saga

We thought we'd clear the build site in a weekend. Three weeks later, with a rented skid steer and a pulled back, we had something resembling a flat pad.

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What we've learned so far

Practical notes from people who had no idea what they were doing.

Off-grid solar in the high desert

Off-grid solar in the high desert

Sizing a system for real use, not ideal conditions. What we got right, what we oversized, and what we wish we'd known.

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Growing food in Mojave soil

Growing food in Mojave soil

Alkaline, sandy, and bone dry. We're figuring out what actually grows here — and how to amend the soil without trucking in everything.

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Lucyland Farms

20 acres in the high desert of Lucerne Valley, CA. We're building something from scratch — and documenting every step.

Location

Lucerne Valley, CA

High Desert, San Bernardino County

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Lucerne Valley, CA — 20 acres in progress